Ladies; Here are why you should date a webmaster

1. We are too busy with our work to think about other girls in the world! So don’t worry, We wont cheat you. 2. We are aware about every Important event on the calendar, from valentine’s day to chocolate day to # love – your-gf-more-day 3. We are entrepreneurs, We love to stand on our own and not under some Fat-Bottom ! 4. We don’t have fixed timings, so going out at busy office hours wouldn’t be a problem. 5. We earn alot! So you won’t have any worries about your future 6. We are clever and intelligent, you will not have to listen Bull-poo as We know what they are talking ! 7. We are very creative and innovative in our work, so you’ll have many surprises to look forward to! 8. In case of any misunderstandings and fights, your friends will come directly into the picture, as they know how to get genuine backlinks. 9. You don’t need to wear good clothes and have facials done every week, We don’t really care about your materialistic looks, as far as We sure you love you. 10. If you won’t find Us or We go missing, don’t worry about complaining to police, We will Probably be in the nearest Internet cafe! 11. We will gift you things or gift which you can show off to the world. How about the Latest Iphone 6? This is rather good compared to gifts you hide like Sexy Looking “Undies”. 12. We have a lot of Brand Value in the Blogosphere, at some point you’ll feel like a Celeb Gf or Wife! 13. You need not worry about job, Apart from your personal job, Its fun working together(blogging). 14. You can fight a lot with Us, as We have a lot of Patience. Since we dont worry waiting for a website to rank and get traffic ! 15. We make sure that there won’t be any kind of penalty on your relationship, as We are aware of all the algorithms leading to penalty. 16. We have a different kind of romantic sense, but don’t worry We are obviously very # good- In- bed ! Written by Lawal Oladimeji